09 - Raising $5M Nobody Wants
Hook
Banks said no. VCs said no. We found another way
Premise
Nov 2025 + Apr 2026 capital hunts.
Proof points
- Nov 2025: need $5M for stock. Bank not option, VC not interested.
- Channel suggestion: lottery 🤣 → crowdfunding
- Apr 2026: ask goes up to $10M + going on US TV
- Solution path: customers ARE the financiers (pre-orders / crowdfunding)
Takeaway
When institutional money says no, your customers might say yes.
Related
[[../../archive/initial-themes-2026-04/05 - Capital & Financing]]
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